After the War on Terror, the War on Pr0n!

Oh my god, this is hilarious.

I thought it was a joke but it’s on the Washington Post:

The FBI is joining the Bush administration’s War on Porn. And it’s looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau’s Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as “one of the top priorities” of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of “the Director.” That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Hey! I thought the FBI was just about conspiracies and aliens, I didn’t know they even surfed the web searching for pr0n.

“Anti-obscenity squad”? Wow, that “The Filth” comics (btw, a masterpiece) written by Grant Morrison isn’t anymore completely off.

“The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism,” said Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse. “However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity.”

Obscenity? And who will watch the watchmen?

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