What would you do if this is the last day before the world’s end?
Tomorrow the discussed radical changes to SWG go live. Some classes will be wiped while others transformed. For sure it will be one of the most traumatic days after the announce itself. On the Q23 thread there’s a post describing the last day in SWG as we know it, like a parody :)
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Kahar The Mad
Well tomorrow is the big day here in SWG land. I have logged onto both the test servers and the main servers..Just to see…here is what I found….
– On the test servers –
Jedi are slowly realizing they just got screwed by a telephone pole. The jar of vaseline they handed to the jedi is basically ‘a new lightsaber’ wooohoo…
Jedi have populated to the point where it looks like a cockroach infestation at a Tiajuana hotel. You turn the light on over CNET and about 300 of them scatter on instinct and there are usually 4 actual alternate classes sitting there.
Bounty Hunters have been seen sitting together for warmth. Most of them are looking at the weapons they have bought and can’t figure out what the hell to do with them. Most are overheard saying “what do you wanna do?”
“I dont know what do you wanna do”
“Lets do a NPC Bounty”
“Sure”
At This point they stand walk 100 feet away grab the misison and turn and shoot the guy standing 100 feet away from the terminal.
They then sit down again and repeat the cycle.
Crafting classes are still confused as to what exactly they are supposed to be making.
– On live Servers –
Creature Handlers are staging a protest. I think alot of them are actually putting a physical price on the devs heads. However alot of them have rallied and are selling CL10 Pets at about 2.5 to 10 million per.
Bioengineers are sitting in front of thier manafacturing stations staring in disbelief.
Most have take on the Rainman personae. And have dubbed Black Tuesday as “Heavens Gate” Im not sure what this means but I have heard purchases of Koolaid, and jello pudding have gone up.
Sales on merchants, look like Big Lots, in a agressive take over has placed their spokeman Jerry Van Dyke in charge of marking the prices.
Bounty Hunters have declared this day Jedi Love day. This is where the Jedi, All levels and abilities are hunted. Bounties are flying off the Terminals faster then cards in a rolodex in the middle of Katrina.
Jedi in game are being hunter in the last few hours like Sam Neil in jurassic Park. Jedi are trying desperately to Grind out thast bit of xp they can. While the Full Template Jedi keep screaming “Dont go into the long grasses” as another Bounty Hunter takes out the padawan with a round from his carbine.
Smugglers are pushing Drugs on the newbs at a alarming rate. Most of the newbies in game are walking around in a permanent purple haze and a few can be seen begging more from the smugglers.
Dancers, and musicains are huddled together against the coming night crying each other to sleep as if a guard is gonna come inside the cantina soon and drag one of them away for an execution.
Carbineers are found screaming at the top of there lungs “No Brady Bill”
Riflemen and Rangers are trenched in with supplies of food, bandaids and annuals of Deer Hunter Weeklys.
Pistoleers are screaming “They will take my gun when they pry it from my dead hand!! Or when the server comes down!!!”
Terras Kasi are prancing around singing “I get to be a Jedi”
Pikemen and Fencers…See Terras Kasi
Politicians and Mayors of towns are see in the streets screaming “There is no need to be alarmed!!! Citizens!! All will be fine!!! Trust the Government!!!”
Other than that… Things are business as usual.