{"id":268,"date":"2004-09-17T00:11:08","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T07:11:08","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2004-09-17T00:13:08","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T07:13:08","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/node\/268\/","title":{"rendered":"Haemish comments The Sims"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noteworthy:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>I warezed the first Sims, and uninstalled it about 2 hours after trying it. That is not a game, it&#8217;s a fucking pixel aquarium full of semi-realistic looking retards who piddle on the floor and talk with emotes. It&#8217;s an ant farm with a sex drive. I&#8217;d rather watch webcams and masturbate than spend time nudging AI to feed itself while playing virtual Barbie&#8217;s Malibu Beach House decoration.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noteworthy: I warezed the first Sims, and uninstalled it about 2 hours after trying it. That is not a game, it&#8217;s a fucking pixel aquarium full of semi-realistic looking retards who piddle on the floor and talk with emotes. It&#8217;s an ant farm with a sex drive. I&#8217;d rather watch webcams and masturbate than spend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}