{"id":2102,"date":"2014-06-16T16:24:59","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T23:24:59","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2015-08-21T03:06:16","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T10:06:16","slug":"cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/node\/2102\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t have nice things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t even mention what it is about, since we&#8217;re clearly dealing with incompetence and I&#8217;m utterly pissed.<\/p>\n<p>This is a JRPG game that was announced for release on Steam for &#8220;Winter 2013&#8221;. Then winter passed, so it was announced for &#8220;Spring 2014&#8221;. Then spring passed.<\/p>\n<p>Actual quotes, June 5:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re still hoping to have it released BEFORE summer if possible, but failing that, I&#8217;m almost certain we&#8217;ll get it out before fall, so summer is a safe bet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Safe bet.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of hours later, he checks the calendar:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Oh, crap&#8230; I forgot how close summer was!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;You&#8217;re right, I&#8217;m thinking this isn&#8217;t going to make spring after all&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He forgot summer was close.<\/p>\n<p>This being the first title, because they also announced the MUCH BIGGER sequel. For Summer 2014. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Go fuck yourself, fan translations are 300% more competent than this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t even mention what it is about, since we&#8217;re clearly dealing with incompetence and I&#8217;m utterly pissed. This is a JRPG game that was announced for release on Steam for &#8220;Winter 2013&#8221;. Then winter passed, so it was announced for &#8220;Spring 2014&#8221;. Then spring passed. Actual quotes, June 5: We&#8217;re still hoping to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clownshoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2263,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}