{"id":1913,"date":"2009-08-12T10:58:19","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T17:58:19","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-05-19T16:30:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T23:30:31","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/node\/1913\/","title":{"rendered":"Some banter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m utterly enjoying House of Chains. The banter is exceptional as always.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8216;All right, fine. I&#8217;ll play along, on one condition.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;What condition?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;That whenever you manage to escape, you free me as well. A small thing, you might think, but I assure you\u2014&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Very well. I, Karsa Orlong of the Uryd, give my word.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Good. I like the formality of that vow. Sounds like it&#8217;s real.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;It is. Do not mock me, else I kill you once I have freed you.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Ah, now I see the hidden caveat. I must twist another vow from you, alas\u2014&#8217;<br \/>\nThe Teblor growled with impatience, then relented and said, &#8216;I, Karsa Orlong, shall not kill you once I have freed you, unless given cause.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Explain the nature of those causes\u2014&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Are all Daru like you?&#8217;<br \/>\n\f&#8217;It needn&#8217;t be an exhaustive list. &#8220;Cause&#8221; being, say, attempted murder, betrayal, and mockery of course. Can you think of any others?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Talking too much.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Well, with that one we&#8217;re getting into very grey, very murky shades, don&#8217;t you think? It&#8217;s a matter of cultural distinctions\u2014&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;I believe Darujhistan shall be the first city I conquer\u2014&#8217;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m utterly enjoying House of Chains. The banter is exceptional as always. &#8216;All right, fine. I&#8217;ll play along, on one condition.&#8217; &#8216;What condition?&#8217; &#8216;That whenever you manage to escape, you free me as well. A small thing, you might think, but I assure you\u2014&#8217; &#8216;Very well. I, Karsa Orlong of the Uryd, give my word.&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[33,34],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-books","tag-malazan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}