{"id":1785,"date":"2008-10-03T08:53:41","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T15:53:41","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-10-03T09:06:03","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T16:06:03","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/node\/1785\/","title":{"rendered":"Kalgan is worth a parody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that my personal crusade isn&#8217;t anymore personal.<\/p>\n<p>Why wasting words when some players can make <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.worldofwarcraft.com\/thread.html?topicId=10544538303&#038;sid=1&#038;pageNo=1\">the perfect summary<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>YOU&#8217;RE GOING TO ARENA, AND YOU ARE <u>GOING<\/u> TO LIKE IT, YOU HEAR ME?!<\/p>\n<p>AIN&#8217;T <u>NO WAY<\/u> IS THE BOTTOM FALLING OUT OF THE GLORIOUS PYRAMID OF SKILL MY ARENAS HAVE CONSTRUCTED, I WON&#8217;T PUT UP WITH THIS <u>CRAP<\/u>. COME WOTLK, YOU&#8217;RE <u>ALL<\/u> GOING TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY IN MY LINE-OF-SIGHT, COUNTER-COMP, RUN-AWAY-AND-DRINK, BURST-THE-WARRIOR, TRAIN-THE-LOCK, OOM-THE-HEALERS, FLAVOUR-OF-THE-MONTH, SAND-BOX CREATION THAT IS THE BE-ALL-END-ALL OF ANY KIND OF PVP EXPERIENCE YOU PATHETIC RETARDS WILL EVER SEE IN ANY MMO OF YOUR SHORT INSIGNIFICANT LIVES. I MEAN <u>JESUS CHRIST<\/u> YOU GUYS SHOULD BE SIPHONING OFF SOME OF YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PENSION TO ME CAUSE THIS IS JUST <u>SO GOOD<\/u>. <\/p>\n<p>AND IF ANY OF YOU SKILLESS WORMS <u>DARE<\/u> THINK OTHERWISE YOU&quot;RE GOING TO HAVE TO SETTLE FOR PVE BLUE GEAR, GOT IT? GOOD LUCK PVPING IN THAT CRAP, YOU&#8217;RE GOING TO BLOODY-WELL <u>NEED IT.<\/u> THEN AGAIN, THAT&#8217;S ALL YOU BATTLEGROUND \/ WORLD PVP LOVING <u>FAILURES<\/u> DESERVE. HELL, YOU&#8217;RE LUCKY YOU&#8217;RE EVEN ALLOWED TO <u>BUY<\/u> WOTLK WITHOUT HAVING A PERSONAL RATING OF 2200. WOW ISN&#8217;T ABOUT FUN ANYMORE, IT&#8217;S ABOUT <u>GODDAMN SKILL<\/u>, YOU HEAR ME? AT LEAST WATCHING THE GLADIATORS (THAT ARE PROBABLY BETTER THAN YOU IN RL AS WELL) MORTAL-STRIKING \/ DIVINE-STORMING \/ SHADOW-STEPPING YOUR NOOB ASS INTO OBLIVION IN BATTLEGROUNDS WILL KEEP ME AMUSED AS I CREATE THE NEXT TIER OF ARENA GEAR WHILE BENCHING <u>DOUBLE YOUR BODY WEIGHT WITH ONE ARM.<\/u><\/p>\n<p>LOVE,<br \/>\n<br \/>FROM YOUR PVP OVERLORD AND COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF,<br \/>\n<br \/><u>KALGAN<\/u><\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that my personal crusade isn&#8217;t anymore personal. Why wasting words when some players can make the perfect summary: YOU&#8217;RE GOING TO ARENA, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT, YOU HEAR ME?! AIN&#8217;T NO WAY IS THE BOTTOM FALLING OUT OF THE GLORIOUS PYRAMID OF SKILL MY ARENAS HAVE CONSTRUCTED, I WON&#8217;T PUT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-1785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-wow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cesspit.net\/drupal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}